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SaaS Companies Tired of Being Squeezed By Competitors And Shady Agencies

SaaS founders across the nation report a curious calamity: They are spending thousands of dollars on marketing each month, but have little to show for it. 

While they write blogs, eBooks, and landing pages galore, massive companies continue to dominate each industry. All the while, freelancers and agencies claim that marketing “just takes time,” while collecting a check every month.  Continued on Page 2.

Culprit Apprehended: Marketing Based on Vibes, Not Strategy

Through a years-long undercover investigation, we’ve finally apprehended the criminal responsible for ineffective SaaS marketing: outdated, useless tactics based on feelings and vibes rather than strategic outcomes. 

It appears that these dastardly agencies and freelancers were keeping the secret all to themselves while peddling their services on false promises of riches. 

Fortunately, a cure has been found. 

Rather than aimlessly creating content hoping it will work, SaaS companies can get results by making smarter content bets and publishing content that attracts buyers, holds their attention, and converts them into qualified leads.Continued on Page 3.

I’ve never sat in a marketing all-hands meeting.

I’ve also never worked for someone else’s agency.

So how is that a superpower?

Most companies hire marketers who think like marketers. That’s a problem because your customers don’t think like marketers.

Your customers don’t want to read landing pages that follow a formula. They don’t want to subscribe to your tips and tricks. And they certainly aren’t heading to “page 3” of your blog to sift through old posts.

I don’t think like a marketer, I think like your customers.

Rather than throw content on the wall to see what sticks, I’ll work with you to think strategically about your website and content so you meet your customers at every step of their buying journey.

It’s true, I never worked in a marketing department.

But I’ve 40x’d organic traffic, written newsletters my client’s customers thank them for, and generated over $1M in ARR – and I can do the same for you.

‍So if you’re tired of content that never drives traffic, emails that never sell, and false promises from marketers who tell you “this takes time” while you wait for results, let’s chat.

Click the button below to schedule a free consultation and see what my superpower can bring to you.

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Our Results

See the power of a strategic approach to marketing in action.

Narakeet
10K daily visits with 0 backlinks
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BuddiesHR
40x increase in organic traffic
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Insoles.com
13x increase in organic traffic
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Lab Software Company
300% increase in organic traffic
Academy of Mine
2x increase in organic traffic
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Course Marketplace
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6x increase in organic traffic for BOFU terms

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