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Put a fresh pot of coffee on and settle into your best chair, the Centori Gazette is delivered every Friday to your digital doorstep.

For $0/week, you can have it all: marketing fakers exposed, stories too impossible to be true, data-backed tests we've run because we know a thing or two about marketing.

This isn't your average newsletter. Of course, we could just be saying that — there's only one way to find out.

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Exposés and roasts

Subscribe for the news, stay for our mission to expose bad marketing in all forms.

Titilating tales

We tell stories. Are they good? It depends on your sense of humor.

Gasps. Occasional sales pitches

Okay, you got me. Yes, we'll occasionally offer to build a marketing strategy that sets you apart online and drives qualified traffic straight into your pipeline. How can we be so sure? We've helped over 100 clients.